Bancuri H

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09-16-2012, 11:03 PM (This post was last modified: 09-16-2012, 11:06 PM by humi.)

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Cica moldovenii mananca cel mai sanatos. Adica fara E-uri:
- carni
- fasoli
- ligumi
- fructi

Un caine-lup se intalneste cu un urs.
-Tu ce esti?intreaba ursul.
-Caine-lup.
-Pai cum asa?
-Pai mama e caine,iar tata e lup.Dar tu ce esti?
-Urs-furnicar.
-Auzi,tu ma crezi tampit?

Profa de religie:- Ionele, iti faci rugaciunea inainte de masa?
Ionel: -Nu doamna! Mama gateste foarte bine!

O fetita o intreaba pe mama sa:
- Mama, de ce tata e asa de chel?
- Deoarece are multa minte.
- Dar de ce tu ai asa de mult par pe cap?
- Mananca si taci!

- Ce sunt parintii tai,Ionele?
- Mama e gladiatoare iar tata procuror!
- Cum asa?
- Pai, mama vinde gladiole si tata le procura.

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Bancuri H - by humi - 07-12-2012, 11:04 AM

RE: Bancuri H - by Dey. - 07-12-2012, 11:39 AM

RE: Bancuri H - by Rocsii. - 07-12-2012, 11:41 AM

RE: Bancuri H - by humi - 07-14-2012, 10:37 AM

RE: Bancuri H - by irRePlacEable. - 07-14-2012, 10:46 AM

RE: Bancuri H - by aSqueL - 07-16-2012, 09:39 AM

RE: Bancuri H - by kid0r - 07-16-2012, 05:50 PM

RE: Bancuri H - by humi - 07-18-2012, 11:28 AM

RE: Bancuri H - by irRePlacEable. - 07-18-2012, 11:30 AM

RE: Bancuri H - by ^Ctrl^ - 07-18-2012, 11:35 AM

RE: Bancuri H - by Rocsii. - 07-18-2012, 12:14 PM

RE: Bancuri H - by humi - 08-12-2012, 02:45 PM

RE: Bancuri H - by Sync - 08-13-2012, 01:04 AM

RE: Bancuri H - by humi - 08-27-2012, 04:10 PM

RE: Bancuri H - by humi - 09-16-2012, 11:03 PM

RE: Bancuri H - by copilu - 09-18-2012, 04:23 PM

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